Some of you have heard me talk about making a parody of “Call Me Maybe”.  I have finally decided to post it, and here it is, with my lyrics below.  Really, I think Tim Hawkins inspired me a little too much!

Verse 1
This is the time when you fell,
Perfection went all to hell,
The snake tempted you sayin’
“God is in your way.”

Traded your souls for a dish
Forbidden fruit for knowledge,
You were not looking for this,
Death is now comin’ your way.

Your mind was opened,
Fig leaves, skin was showin’,
Desert sand was blowin’,
Here’s what God is sayin’ baby!

Chorus
Hey, you don’t know Me.
I love you greatly!
Please read the Bible,
Pray to Me, maybe?

It’s hard to do right;
Sin is crazy.
So read the Bible,
Pray to Me, maybe?

Hey, you don’t know Me.
I love you greatly!
Please read the Bible,
Pray to Me, maybe?

Forget those other things
You are chasing.
Just read the Bible,
Pray to Me, maybe?

Verse 2
I followed My Father’s call,
Walked on this earth with you all.
You gave Me nothing at all,
It was your debt I paid.

I raised the dead and I healed.
Ya don’t believe that its real,
‘Cause your hearts were of steel,
And I was in your way.

Beat up, blood flowin’,
Calv’ry I was goin’.
Dark day, grace is saving.
Here’s what God is sayin’ baby!

Chorus

Bridge
In every day of your life,
You need Me so bad,
You need Me so bad,
You need Me so, so bad.

In every day of your life,
You need Me so bad,
And you should know that…
You need Me so, so bad.

Chorus

Bridge